crisis averted

Remember how my sweet husband told me my butt is shrinking?  I have seriously been stressed about it.  I like my bubble butt.  That is the one area on my body that I actually like.  So when he said it was disappearing I got a little crazy.  Then I caught a glimpse of me profile as I was walking through the bathroom.  Pretty sure I side stepped that land mine.  Why oh why did I ever believe him?  Oh hello big booty, I'm glad you decided to stay.  Muah ha ha ha ha!!